Grey fluffe obserb the OFFENSE public desplay kissus with the DISAPPROV
GET A BIRDHOUSE.
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none
IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY
one photoset to rule them all
"Feather Duster* Budgies" are caused by a recessive genetic disorder that causes their feathers to never stop growing. They have trouble moving and cant fly and rarely live longer than a year because their nutrition is used up for feather production. This is a side effect from too much inbreeding to increase their size and make them fluffier. They also have a deeper voice.
(Suggested by skidar)
My logic for this was “which bird in my suggestion list is least suited to be a dragon”
smooch the cheek
Give the kissum a sweatshirt humans. Can climb all abouts upon!
the fuck outta here
My pritty birb liek 2 hang downsied up like bat
Beware! The Spoop of a Nighttime name… COUNT GREENULOR and is here a cackle menace swoopabouts! Watch out the become biter and a CHANGE
NOW the time a belly scratchem